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Hi, I’m Kelly, aka The Wonkypenguin! Some people ask where the name came from and its origin story sure is something: I needed a Google ID and the first two words that popped in my head were “wonky” and “penguin.” Do I have a lifelong fascination with penguins? No. Do I live in a place where wonky is common vernacular? Nope.

I hope the name both draws you in and, more importantly, alerts you to the randomness (some may say wonky) of all that is contained within. Bounce around a bit – chances are good you’ll find something worth reading. Thanks for visiting!

Starting this “Fantasy Football Sweep” news and notes series for @FantasyPros.

In this one:
Julio Jones
Chris Godwin
Tua Tagovailoa
Dak Prescott (with a note from @SportMDAnalysis)
Jonathan Taylor
JuJu Smith-Schuster
Kadarius Toney
and more 💪


I love this so much. And I also love @Sara_Walsh’s tweets when her husband had the ball in the bullpen.

I apparently REALLY didn’t want to do the whole “What will the fan who caught the ball do” rigamarole.


No. 61 belongs to mom. 🥹

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About The Wonkypenguin

The following is the preprogrammed intro for the site. I’ve corrected it to fit me better:

I became a full-time mother manager of a small shipping store in 2018 and freelance writer in 2017 1983 when I learned how to write. When I’m not spending time with my wonderful kids and husband dogs and wife, I love writing about my fascination with food the world of shipping, adventure humor, and living a healthy and organized life!

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