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Tornado or spaceship
Humor, The 100-Day Challenge, Writing

The Iowa Tornado

March 4, 2022March 4, 2022 Kelly Kirby

Tornados in Iowa are no joke, but I'll attempt to tell some funny stories anyway.

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Humor, Mom Stories, The 100-Day Challenge, Wonky Bits, Writing

A Lady & Her Nook + 3 Wonky Bits

March 3, 2022March 3, 2022 Kelly Kirby

Don't worry - Beyond my mom and her Nook, the whole family gets in on the "What?!?" action.

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Games with Carrie

February 27, 2022February 27, 2022 Kelly Kirby

Carrie and I don't play CatchPhrase much anymore. Here's one clear explanation why.

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5 Great 18th Anniversary Gifts

February 24, 2022February 24, 2022 Kelly Kirby

The traditional 18th anniversary gift makes me question how this next year of wedded bliss might go.

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And then sometimes you try to teach your wife to play piano…

January 23, 2015 Kelly Kirby

Seven years ago, I tried to teach my wife to play piano.  We lasted three full lessons that included multiple instances of her shoving her hands under her armpits a la Superstar and shaking her head, refusing to try whatever was to come next. It was my fault.  I attempted to teach her using an… Continue reading And then sometimes you try to teach your wife to play piano…

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Announcing: Sharby Realty Services

May 22, 2014January 7, 2015 Kelly Kirby

Yesterday while we were walking, Carrie noticed that a house appeared to be repairing water damage to their roof.  "See," she said, "It doesn't matter the house, how old it is or how new it is, they all have a ton of problems."  I said, "Wow.  That should be the motto of a realty service."… Continue reading Announcing: Sharby Realty Services

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