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I have a tendency to say and do things that make for, um, interesting outcomes and stories worth telling at dinner parties…

Fixing to get Stitched

The Stitches Have Arrived!

Empty Bucket List — I did stand-up one time…

Lesbian Car Shopping

50 Shades of Something

Glory Be to Bologna! (Heloise 1.0)

So a Therapist Goes to the Dentist…

My wife and I basically exist to crack each other up.

Also I tell a lot of Mom stories.

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Kelly Kirby @thewonkypenguin ·
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I'm totally good NOT combining hockey and golf.

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Connor McDavid in the Skills Competition.

1---2----3----4

"Anywhere else you want me to hit?"

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In 2022, Charlie Morton had the quietest 200-strikeout season I can remember.

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Kelly Kirby @thewonkypenguin ·
2 Feb

This whole thing is bizarre but seriously? 150 students can only raise $2600 for charity? They couldn't even raise $20 per person?

Anyway, don't fraudulently represent yourself and then if they deny you, that's on them.

Iowa Men’s Basketball @IowaHoops

A statement from the Iowa Athletics Department regarding Saturday’s game vs Illinois:

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