I have a tendency to say and do things that make for, um, interesting outcomes and stories worth telling at dinner parties…

Fixing to get Stitched

The Stitches Have Arrived!

Empty Bucket List — I did stand-up one time…

Lesbian Car Shopping

50 Shades of Something

Glory Be to Bologna! (Heloise 1.0)

So a Therapist Goes to the Dentist…

My wife and I basically exist to crack each other up.

Also I tell a lot of Mom stories.