I have no idea when I wrote this. I just found it in my drafts folder. So. Um. Enjoy?
I did a thing where I stood up in front of people. On purpose. With a microphone.
Watching car salesmen try to figure out how to sell to lesbians is definitely worth the time.
I am trying to identify the very worst professions to tell your new dental hygienist that you do for a living. This person has unfettered access to talking to you for 40-ish minutes and you can't do much about it including articulately respond. And they always ask, of course. "What do you do for a... Continue Reading →
At around midnight, an 18-year-old boy approached my wife and me and said, "I'm willing to pay you for your services." We were leaning up against a railing, taking in the atmosphere of The Armory for a Steve Aoki concert, agreeing that it was easily the most ethnically diverse event we had ever been to... Continue Reading →