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I decided to write an obituary for my "soul dog," Slider. I'd never heard the term "soul dog" before talking with the vet tech at the emergency clinic on a Friday at 1 a.m. It is a perfect term for my boy, whom I will miss an inexplicable amount but with whom I will be… Continue reading Slider: Soul Dog Extraordinaire
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Heading into the second half, here are my updated 2022 ROS Rankings.
My mother turns 70 today. Here's why she's the best at being the best.
While I could write an entire book on the dynamics of the matriarchal hierarchy in my family, here's a 76-minute snippet with my grandma.
I don't know how many times I've told my mom to be inconspicuous. I feel like it was just this once.
Mom is the reinforcement you need to call if you want to get rid of all your clothes and laugh while doing it.
Tornados in Iowa are no joke, but I'll attempt to tell some funny stories anyway.
Don't worry - Beyond my mom and her Nook, the whole family gets in on the "What?!?" action.
Sometimes, my mom wants cupcakes so badly, she makes them materialize out of thin air.