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Author: Kelly C Kirby

Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Sports

Rankings Update: 2022 ROS MLB

July 20, 2022 Kelly C Kirby

Heading into the second half, here are my updated 2022 ROS Rankings.

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Happy Birthday to My Mother!

March 9, 2022March 8, 2022 Kelly C Kirby

My mother turns 70 today. Here's why she's the best at being the best.

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76 Minutes of Mom & Grandma Fun

March 7, 2022March 6, 2022 Kelly C Kirby

While I could write an entire book on the dynamics of the matriarchal hierarchy in my family, here's a 76-minute snippet with my grandma.

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How to Do a College Visit at Age 36

March 6, 2022March 6, 2022 Kelly C Kirby

I don't know how many times I've told my mom to be inconspicuous. I feel like it was just this once.

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Mom Blog: Organizophile Edition

March 5, 2022March 5, 2022 Kelly C Kirby

Mom is the reinforcement you need to call if you want to get rid of all your clothes and laugh while doing it.

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The Iowa Tornado

March 4, 2022March 4, 2022 Kelly C Kirby

Tornados in Iowa are no joke, but I'll attempt to tell some funny stories anyway.

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A Lady & Her Nook + 3 Wonky Bits

March 3, 2022March 3, 2022 Kelly C Kirby

Don't worry - Beyond my mom and her Nook, the whole family gets in on the "What?!?" action.

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Mom’s Superpower: Conjuring Cupcakes

March 2, 2022March 2, 2022 Kelly C Kirby

Sometimes, my mom wants cupcakes so badly, she makes them materialize out of thin air.

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Nook Assistance Center: Mom Style

March 1, 2022March 1, 2022 Kelly C Kirby

My mom once won Walmart Teacher of the Year. Let's just keep that in mind.

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Games with Carrie

February 27, 2022February 27, 2022 Kelly C Kirby

Carrie and I don't play CatchPhrase much anymore. Here's one clear explanation why.

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I'm totally good NOT combining hockey and golf.

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Connor McDavid in the Skills Competition.

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"Anywhere else you want me to hit?"

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In 2022, Charlie Morton had the quietest 200-strikeout season I can remember.

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This whole thing is bizarre but seriously? 150 students can only raise $2600 for charity? They couldn't even raise $20 per person?

Anyway, don't fraudulently represent yourself and then if they deny you, that's on them.

Iowa Men’s Basketball @IowaHoops

A statement from the Iowa Athletics Department regarding Saturday’s game vs Illinois:

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