Downloaded a Dewey Decimal Classification App so that I can properly code and organize my nonfiction books.
A. Dewey. Decimal. Classification. App.
God help us all.
Called the Sergeant on my way home from retrieving an emergency laptop for the quarter close after my laptop died last night. Couldn’t really understand her when she answered.
“Why are you mumbling?” I asked.
“Sorry,” she replied. “I was having a Pop Tart and some wine when you called.”
It was 1500 hours. Stay classy, Sergeant.