Today, I ate seven pretzels for a snack. Seven. Tomorrow, I shall see if I can put all seven in my mouth at once. I guess Thursday's entertainment is all lined up.
It is day two of my exercise regimen, a pursuit that you will only hear about through humorous tales such as "I fell down on the treadmill trying to continue a Facebook argument" and "Why oh why can't the bike have an air conditioner under the seat to help prevent your crotch from overheating?" Today... Continue Reading →